Peter Cruddas1:16:51
Passport to Success. Yeah. Peter Cruddas. Got it. So here's the story about the book. I was on holiday in Switzerland skiing. I started reading a book, and it was one of Alex Ferguson's books. I'm an Arsenal supporter, someone bought it as a joke for me. And I got out my iPad and I went through what book should I read, and I started reading Ray Dalio's book – which is quite funny, he's been on the show yeah, has he? – and John D's book was quite good, but I like autobiographies. I thought, 'Right, Alex Ferguson, let's have a read of this.' This player I've hated for years who actually I ended up admiring – I like successful people, great success, and got nothing but respect for the man, even though he beat us a couple of times. So I'm reading this book. It wasn't his main autobiography, it was some sort of book that he decided to write or got a ghost writer. I started reading, I thought, 'This book's crap, I can't read this.' Not his main one – his main one's good, I read that. So I thought, 'I could do better than this.' And then bang, the old light bulb went on. I was sitting in Samnaun in a hotel with my wife and kids, and I thought, 'You know what, when I get back, I'm going to write a book. I'm going to write my story.' And I started writing the book, and I wrote 90,000 words in 90 days. I sat there typing. I did it here in the office. I still type 80 words a minute on my emails. I couldn't stop. And then I started writing bullet points down; I thought, 'No, if you can't think of it, don't go back to the bullet point, just write it all naturally.' And I wrote everything from memory. I wrote 90,000 words, and then I parked it. And it just literally it's the easiest thing I've ever done. It just flooded out of me. It was the right time. After 90 days, no weekend writing, just 9-to-5 writing. I pared it and thought, 'What am I going to do with this book?' And I left it, did nothing. And then I thought, 'I might publish it, just give it as gifts to my family and stuff like that.' And then someone said, 'Yeah, but if it gets out somewhere, they'll write some negative stuff. So if you're going to publish it, publish it, or don't publish it at all.' Then I got word that I was on the list for the House of Lords. I thought, 'I better not publish it, I might piss somebody off and that might not happen.' So I didn't publish it. Then COVID came. Then I got in the House of Lords and I'm still sitting on the draft. And then there's all this negativity about me going into the House of Lords. I've never had so much negativity since I've got into politics. And I thought, 'This is bang out of order.' Because there's this committee that sits to decide whether you get accepted or not into the House of Lords. Now bear in mind, I won my court cases, the police and the Electoral Commission said I did nothing wrong, my tax records are all up to date. There was no reason why I shouldn't be accepted into the House of Lords. And Boris Johnson overrode the commission – first time in 20 years since the committee has been formed – 'Cruddas has done nothing wrong, his record's clean, you got no reason to stop this.' And he put a letter in the public domain, it's in the book. And then I thought, 'You know what? Once I got in the Lords, I've had enough of this shit. I'm going to start fighting back. Fuck it.' And then I wrote another 20,000 words and I laid it all out there about the court case and the appeal and the dark arts and the underhanded things that happened to me, the way I was treated by David Cameron, who I call Waldorf in the book, and Andrew Feldman, who was the chairman, Waldorf and Statler from the Muppet Show. They're those two old guys, oblivious to what's going on down below but pontificating about the show, not really paying attention. So I called them Waldorf and Statler. And about the journey about Brexit and stuff. And there's a lot of chapters in there about the court case. But I thought, 'I have to get my side of the story out.' So once I got in the Lords and I still got criticism, I published the book. And I'm glad I did. It's one of the best things I've ever done. And I'm thinking about a second one now. But I wrote it all myself. And the publisher said, 'We want copyright over it.' I said, 'Look, we want control over what we publish because we're the publishers.' And I said, 'You know what? I'll tell you what, you can have that control on one condition: that if I don't like what you've done, I can walk away and I'll pay your fees and expenses.' And they said, 'Fair enough.' They literally took out of it – it's probably about 118,000 words they took out of it, a couple of percent. Everything in there is what I've written. They cut out repetition, they moved one chapter forward and put the other one, that's all they did. Everything in there is my own words apart from the quotes. And it is a great experience, and I'm proud of it, and I'm proud of my life, what I've achieved. But you know what? The best is yet to come.