Jeffrey Gundlach0:51
Well, I noticed that there's a family resemblance between what the financial alchemy that's been going on in some of the private markets and the financial alchemy that went on in the mortgage market 20 years ago. What I mean by that is we took triple-B rated securities 20 years ago and somehow we made AAA rated securities out of them, and Wall Street found a way to pocket the difference by basically selling lower quality assets in disguise as high quality assets. And it was based upon ratings. It was based upon the rating agencies. Moody's and S&P were dominant in those days. And they were giving away investment grade ratings on securities that were ultimately worth zero in a fairly short order. And they gave AAA ratings to securities that dropped down below 40 in the depths of the problems. And so now we've got something that's sort of similar. We have ratings that are going on in the private credit market which are kind of dubious. And we have price discovery which is almost non-existent. And we have portfolios that are being held...
evaluations that are now we have historical data going back about a year, at least maybe 18 months, that are now being observed by the Department of Justice as being a little bit sketchy, with one prominent player in the private credit space earlier this year had a portfolio that was marked at 100. Lots of loans in this portfolio. We're not talking about Nvidia stock which can be very, very volatile. We're talking about a large portfolio of loans, and they were marked at 100, and then one night they changed their mind and marked the entire portfolio on average down from 100 to 81. That means either every loan was marked down 19 points, or half the loans were marked down 38 points, or a quarter of the loans — since I keep hearing that mostly everything's fine — maybe 75% of the loans are rock solid and 25% had to be marked down, so they were marked down to 24. So which is better: that everything was great but we had every loan go down 19 points, or everything is mostly great, we have 25% of loans going down 76 points? And this is being looked into because of course there's incentives.
Whenever you have incentives, you can predict what type of behavior will follow. And the incentive of course is to be slow in realizing problems because you're going to be able to bill your clients, people in your fund, at 100 instead of at 81, which makes your fee almost 25% higher. And so this is sort of an issue that there's no transparency. And I always say that when these financial alchemies come around, it always starts out with good intentions and maybe some very good results and even risk-adjusted returns. But it's like the Old West is the analogy that I've become fond of. The Old West, you've got a town, agrarian town out on the frontier, and there's maybe a thousand people there, and they're all living off the land and they're all god-fearing, and there's not a lot of crime. I mean, there might be a murder of passion now and then, but people don't even lock their door. And you got a sheriff. He's like Gary Cooper in High Noon with a heart of gold, and he doesn't have that much to do because it's a society of trust and morality. And then all of a sudden something happens and a lot of money is perceived to be capable of being made because they discovered gold two miles away from this town. And all of a sudden a lot of people come pouring in trying to make a fast buck. The fast money people, and a lot of them are decent people, but some of them are scoundrels and rapscallions, and they're coming in to make a quick hit and get out. And that is almost inevitable when you get to these financial alchemy periods. So, we've got illiquid securities that used to be sold to what was called perpetual capital and endowments and long-dated pension plans, and slowly, slowly they've started to morph into funds that were offering liquidity. They call it semi-liquidity.