reasonably quickly. And it's time for this do-nothing government to act. As I said, we have a do-nothing government, Micheál, a do-nothing Taoiseach whose world tour continues while he fails to get anything from the post. We don't object to our Taoiseach parading the world eating the Ferrero Rochers, but we would prefer if he actually stayed at home and implemented his government program and let some of his ministers do the overseas travel.
And this is a brief snapshot of the last four months in our glorious leader's life: in September, he was handing over rugby balls in Canada; in November, he was at the COP conference in Brazil—we have an environmental minister who could have done that; in November, he was at the G20 in South Africa—the finance minister could have gone there; in November, he remarkably stopped off for a jobs summit in Angola, where not one job has been created in Ireland as a result of his visit to Angola. And very defensive: "Oh, I'm here representing the country. Nobody objects to me." Yeah, sorry, we do. We don't mind you on your overseas travel as long as you're implementing your government program at home, but the government program at home is—has not been implemented. 13 months later, we still have the cap, and with a 20-seat majority, he still hasn't abolished it. And it continues: in January, he was off in China for four days with the Ferrero Rochers. And this week, where is he? Dossing in Davos tonight, hosting a dinner for 80 people, top executives, to focus on jobs.
The most important thing Micheál Martin could do for jobs would be to abolish the cap at Dublin Airport and let Ryanair and the other airlines get on with the job of growing traffic, growing tourism, and growing jobs in Ireland. But of course, that wouldn't involve him getting his photograph taken or nibbling on the Ferrero Rochers.
We have a very exciting seven-year growth plan for Ireland, but it's only implementable if this government takes some action or uses its 20-seat majority. We believe we can grow traffic from 40 aircraft in 2025 and 23 million passengers to 60 aircraft and 35 million passengers over the next seven years. That would see dramatic growth at Dublin. Cork would grow from four to seven aircraft; Shannon from three to seven aircraft. We would open a new base in Knock, which is currently not a base—a two-aircraft base in Knock. All we require is: one, scrap the cap and allow Dublin to handle the 60 million passengers that it can handle with two runways; freeze the Dublin Airport—already high Dublin Airport fees at its existing €16.50 per departing passenger—that would still allow them to build the additional terminal facilities we need, but they would have to stop their current proposal to waste €9 billion building stupid things that airlines don't need at Dublin Airport. And much more importantly, in the EU, focusing on the Draghi report, we need to bring ETS, which is the environmental taxation system in Europe, into line on a level playing field. We only tax European citizens traveling on intra-EU flights. We exempt Americans, Chinese, the Gulf carriers, all coming to and from Europe. It is indefensible that we only tax our own citizens and exempt everybody else. The only way to fix that distortion is to bring ETS environmental taxation into line with CORSIA, which would result in lower fares for all EU citizens.
And so, in summary, as you know, we are Europe's number one airline. We have grown in Dublin; we're still growing in 2026—125 routes and 18.7 million passengers in Dublin. The DAA are proposing to put charges up 10% despite record traffic and record profits. Micheál Martin has, 13 months later, still failed to scrap the Dublin Airport cap, which he promised to do as soon as possible. We believe it's because he's too busy on his worldwide tour. He spends more time abroad than Elton John does. We want and can deliver 50% traffic growth by 2032, and it is imperative that this government acts quickly before Aer Lingus flights get blocked in New York or, God forbid, Micheál Martin's March visit to the White House gets scrapped.
We have in recent days, as you have seen, run into some controversy with the owner of X, Elon Musk. I don't quite know why he took such umbrage over it. We have been in discussion with Starlink, his satellite system, for over 12 months now. It is a very good system. We like the Starlink system. It is a terrific system. It works very well. The problem is, if you put it on board aircraft, there is a cost of about $200–$250 million a year, including the cost of installation and then the fuel drag. You have to put not one, but two aerials on top of the aircraft fuselage. That will have between 1% to 2% fuel drag. We spend about $5.5 billion a year on fuel, and therefore it would increase our fuel bill by about $100 to $200 million. The Starlink people believe that 90% of our passengers would happily pay for Wi-Fi access. Our experience sadly tells us we think less than 10% of our passengers pay for this access, and therefore we can't afford to shoulder costs of between $150 or $250 million a year. If Starlink wants to fit the flights—fit our aircraft—and pay for the fuel drag, we'd happily put them on board. But the only way we see Starlink working on board our aircraft on short-haul flights is if you give it away for free. And like most things in life, if you give it away for free, passengers will use it. If you want passengers to pay something modest like a euro, €2, or $3 on our average 1 hour 15 minute flights, we think less than 10%—and that's even optimistic—probably less than 5% of passengers will take this up.
I thought that was a reasonably measured response to why we're not using Starlink. Elon Musk apparently took great umbrage and resorted to insulting me on X at the weekend, calling me an idiot. I think yesterday he also rounded on me and called me a—I think a... All I would say to Elon Musk is he would have to join the back of a very, very, very, very long queue of people who already think I'm a..., including my four teenage children.
But we do want to thank him. We've had, I think, over three or four million hits on this seat sale our IT team launched yesterday, which is the "Big Idiot" seat sale. There's 100,000 seats available for sale at just €16.99, which just goes to show that Europe leads the world in low airfares. There's no airfares like this in North America. And we're later on this morning going around to the X offices in Cumberland House to present or give Elon Musk a free ticket. He doesn't even have to pay the €16.99—a free Ryanair ticket to thank him for the wonderful boost in publicity, which has seen our bookings rise significantly. They're up about 2% or 3% in the last 5 days, which, given our volumes, is a very significant boost. So, thank you to Mr. Musk. I take no insult at all of being called an idiot or a..., as anybody with teenage children would know. You're frequently called an idiot and a... at home. I don't need to go outside to be insulted.
But he's wrong on the fuel drag. We noticed he was holding a poll about should he launch a bid for Ryanair. We're a publicly owned company; he's free to do so at any time. But non-European citizens cannot own a majority of European airlines. But if he wants to invest in Ryanair, we would think it's a very good investment—certainly a significantly better investment than the financial returns he's earning on X. And we want to thank him sincerely for the additional publicity. Eddie, anything else you want to add in terms of the growth strategy for Ireland?
Or your reflections on—if you also call me an idiot and a...?
Sometimes, on a regular basis. But no, you're quite right. On the whole connectivity, there are lots of companies doing this, and you've got the three parties: you've got the customers, you've got the providers, you've got the airline. And I think it'd be actually much less than 5% of people would actually pay for it. Wi-Fi would be a good thing to have on board, but it would make our fuels more expensive because there is some drag on that. When we come up with a solution, then we'll have Wi-Fi on board, but we're not paying for it.
Sure. Okay. Any questions?
Wi-Fi is something that's come up for many, many years and that kind of fuel... Why have you been talking to Starlink for 12 months if you know that obviously you don't really want it, that it's going to incur that kind of cost in terms of the fuel, the drag, etc.? Would you even think of trying it on some of the aircraft to see what happens and see what the technical was like?
I mean, look, there would clearly be a demand for Wi-Fi on board our aircraft if it was free. You know, other airlines, mainly long-haul carriers like Aer Lingus, like Lufthansa and others, are talking about installing Wi-Fi on board as a facility and giving it out for free, but their average fares, particularly on long haul, are over €1,000. Our average fares are €45. And we cannot afford to pay that $150–$250 million cost to install Wi-Fi unless it could be paid for.
We have had discussions with Starlink and other providers—Amazon and others. A lot of it has focused on, you know, how can we—is there a way we can jointly put this on board? We'll trial it for you, we give you a platform with 200 to 300 million passengers across Europe, but you pay for it, you sponsor it. Or can we get joint sponsorship? There's always ways of which you're looking at creative solutions that might overcome what is our fundamental issue with putting Wi-Fi on board, and that's cost. We don't believe passengers will pay for it. But it would certainly be a welcome addition if we can in some way finance it and put it on board our aircraft for free.
Yeah. And we've had many years of experience. You get on board our aircraft, lots of people are there on one-hour flights, but they're on their laptop, they have Netflix and all this kind of stuff. We don't believe there is significant demand on the basis people would pay for it on a one-hour flight. Sorry.
Michael, Stephen Murphy, Sky News. Elon Musk on X has now called you an insufferable chimp. Is that kind of rhetoric really insulting to the chimpanzee community? And should anyone take this spat seriously at all? I mean, the share price hasn't moved much. EU regulations prevent him from trying to buy Ryanair. In any case, is this not just a case of two highly successful, publicity-hungry businessmen trading immature barbs at each other to get tons of free publicity?
I think that's a very unfair characterization. I do think it's unfair on chimps. But, you know, it is very good for our bookings. And, you know, we love these PR spats that drive bookings on Ryanair. I'm sure it does wonders for Elon Musk and his X, or whatever subscribers he has on X as well, to be fighting with somebody. But, you know, as long as it doesn't involve safety—and we've never compromised on safety—any of these spats are great for bookings and great for awareness all over Europe.
But he's putting humanity on Mars, and you're saying he doesn't know anything about aerodynamics.
Well, I mean, that's pretty self-evident. His claim is that there is no aerodynamic drag by putting aerials on top of—which comes as a great surprise to both Boeing and Airbus, who have spent literally 100 years refining the aerodynamics of aircraft. I mean, we're fitting scimitar winglets on the side of the wings of our aircraft at a cost of a couple hundred thousand, but they save about 2% or 3% to improve weight. So tiny little amounts of improvements in fuel drag result in very significant fuel savings, but tiny impediments like aerials hanging off aircraft would add to costs.
But we're very happy to continue the controversy. I welcome the accusation that I'm a chimp. I think it's somewhat unfair on the chimp community, but chimp, chump, as long as it increases Ryanair bookings through January, February, and March, it's all good fun and entertainment. Yes, sir?
You think X would be less if it was led by somebody called Brian? And who would Brian be?
Look, I mean, I have very little time. I do believe social media, X in particular, is a cesspit. I'm not a member, never have subscribed, don't participate in it. But my personal objection to social media is anonymity. I mean, we have numerous examples of people being—Simon Harris's family being threatened anonymously on these things. I fail to understand why, if you want to put something up on social media, put it up under your own name. And I hear this nonsense defense, "Oh, in Iran..." Well, not in America, not in Europe. Your freedom of speech is protected in the US and in Europe.
And I fundamentally disagree. I believe that governments should now legislate both in Europe and in the US to remove anonymity. Post away to your heart's content, but put it out under your own name. And if you want to slag off politicians or if you want to make false claims about safety—I mean, we had this originally earlier on back in the website days. People were posting stuff on anonymous websites claiming that Ryanair was unsafe and he was a pilot 23. We went through the Californian courts and found out eventually was some 17-year-old in Navan sitting in his PJs making up this stuff.
So I would just remove anonymity. People have freedom of speech, but you have to be responsible for what you say. And I fail to understand why you have things like X—and it's not the only social media which protects anonymity—which gives all these keyboard warriors the right. And I think the most recent controversy with Grok undressing children or undressing women is frankly offensive. I don't understand why governments don't make it illegal. That's nothing to do with freedom of speech. Women and children, and the occasional man I presume as well, should be protected from having their images nudified. There's enough porn out there for those who want to watch porn, but things that enable nudification or pedophilia or child abuse—and there's lots of cases of that—should be outlawed. But that's the easiest way to do it: remove anonymity. Yes?
Michael, I suppose previously I had this in another room like this with you before, and you referred to Catherine Martin and Eamon Ryan about two years ago as dunces. You led a big campaign with them having dunce caps on. Do you think people are thinking you're getting a bit of a taste of your own medicine now with Elon coming for you?
I don't think so. Firstly, we were entirely vindicated. Both of them lost their seats in the subsequent election. We are now living with the consequences of five years of Green failure. Road transport—Dublin is the most congested city in Europe. For five years, with an aviation policy in Ireland that allegedly promotes growth in traffic, tourism, and jobs, we had a cap at Dublin Airport. But I think the Irish electors have had their say and clearly agree with me.
I'm not always right, but if somebody wants to have a pop at me, I'm all up for it. Shoot away. As I said, I have four teenage children, so there is nothing that Elon Musk can say to me that my teenage kids haven't already said to me. But if it results in a bit more PR for Ryanair or helps us to promote a world-leading seat sale during the dark months, weeks two, three, and four of January, it's great. I more than welcome it. But I'm well able to take my own medicine.
Can I just ask, would you welcome somebody like Elon Musk as a shareholder in the company? And are you calling today on Starlink and Elon Musk to sponsor basically a trial run of the technology on board, and if it was successful, would you consider using it, or is it going to be hard to gauge if people are using it for free?
No, firstly, we welcome all shareholders on our share register. Now, obviously, we have an obligation to remain EU-owned and controlled, so it would not be possible for Elon Musk, even if he wants to, to acquire Ryanair. But I would certainly encourage him to invest in Ryanair. I think it's one of the best airline investments. In fact, I think it's one of the best investments out there. What was the second part of the question, Fergus? Sorry.
Just in relation to: are you asking for a trial run, basically?
No, look, we have had discussions with all of the in-flight Wi-Fi providers—the bigger ones: Amazon, Starlink, Vodafone. They're all excellent systems. I don't have any issue, and I would be willing to say publicly I think Starlink is a terrific system, but the economics of putting it on board short-haul aircraft, where our customer base don't believe they will pay for it, are prohibitive.
We tried this—there was a good example about 10 years ago when we put these in-flight entertainment systems on board. We had these glorified PCs and we were renting them out, and I thought this would be the greatest thing since sliced bread, we wouldn't be able to keep them stocked. And at the same time, we put on lottery tickets, which I thought was the greatest stupidity known to humankind—nobody would ever buy that rubbish. The onboard in-flight entertainment systems lasted about 2 months, and the lottery tickets are still going strong 10 years later.
So we would always be happy to trial these things, but it's not something like we can roll these out on board and put them on the trolley on board the aircraft. For us to refit these aircraft, we take the aircraft out of service to refit aerials on them. It's a huge capital expenditure to fit this technology onto the aircraft, and then you have a fuel drag going forward. And if the trial doesn't work, you then take the aircraft out of service again. This is not simple. If you start playing around and drilling holes in aircraft fuselages, it is very expensive, it is technically difficult, and if it results in a fuel drag, it is something we would never go near.
But we are very happy and continue to have discussions with Starlink, with Amazon, with Vodafone about the possibility of doing it, but only in a way where it will lower our costs. And those discussions will continue. So we would not rule it out at any stage. Yes, sir?
Results next week. Is there anything you can expect to see now profits around? Is that realistic?
No. As you know, because we have third-quarter results on Monday, we're in a closed period. I can't say anything about results or guidance or anything else. It'll all be dealt with on Monday, when hopefully our seat sale with Elon Musk will have successfully concluded and this controversy will have blown over. Yes, sir?