Today's number 10. That's how many grams of protein are in Buffalo Wild Wings Espresso Proteini, a cocktail infused with Buffalo Dry Rub. Ed, let me give you a little advice on how to keep things fresh in your relationship. The next time your girlfriend asks you if you've loaded the dishwasher, say, "Of course," and take a sip of coffee from a vase.
How much would you have to be paid to drink the Buffalo Wild Wings Espresso Proteini?
For some reason, I got in my head that coffee was bad for you. So, I never had a pill. I don't think I had — I think I went to the doctor three times before the age of 40. I just — no external items whatsoever. I think that's why I don't get sick now. But anyways, never had coffee and oh my god, what have I been missing? It's amazing. Coffee is amazing. But I'm highly sensitive to it. So, one, you would never find me at a Buffalo Wild Wings. Is that a restaurant? What the [__] is that? Yes. Never been to Buffalo Wild Wings.
I've never been to Buffalo Wild Wings.
Yeah, I've never — I've never been there. I'd go to Hooters. Um, but I wouldn't go to Buffalo Wild eggs.
It's Hooters without the girls.
Oh, that — Okay. What — What is — That's like beach without the — What's the point?
By the way, Scott, where are you?
Why? That's a good question. Um, I started coming here about — I did an annual trip with guys. Um, my closest friend Adam, who I've known for 50 years, my other friend Austo, who I've known for 25 years, and my friend Scott Sabah, who I had known for 15 years, used to come here every year in March and we stopped doing it because Scott passed a couple years ago and we decided to come down again. So anyways, I'm in — I'm in Tulum.
That's very exciting. Are you ready for the big day tomorrow?
What am I missing? What's the big day?
You didn't hear. It's my birthday tomorrow.
Oh, you're turning 27. Is that what it is? 27.
That's right. 27, baby. It's going to be a big year.
You know what I tell everybody? I'm not exaggerating. When anyone says, "Oh, I love Ed," I just go, "He's 26." That's the most impressive thing about you is that you're 26. Let me tell you, 27, it's all downhill. Your prostate starts to blow up like a grapefruit. Um, your dick doesn't — Your dick doesn't work nearly as well, just so you know.
Get ready to wake up in the middle of the night and go, "Do I need to pee?" I think the answer is yes.
I'm actually already there. I — I've been trying to figure out what it is. I think it's because I'm drinking too much coffee. But I — I'm getting up to go to pee at least once a night, sometimes twice a night. I've had nights where I've gone three times. It's quite concerning, to be honest.
You're peeing three times a night.
It's happened. It's happened. It doesn't happen, but it has happened before.
Huh. Is it after drinking or —
Yeah, it's after drinking.
Well, all I got to say is worth it.
Worth it. Because when you're your age, you can go right back to sleep. When I'm up, like I get up, it's like that's it. I'm awake. I'm awake. People think old people need less sleep. We don't. We just don't sleep well and just walk around slightly tired all the time.
Yeah. I'm jealous.
There's nothing that Tulum can't fix.
Happy birthday. I think that's very exciting. You know, it's GL — I'm glad to see you finally got your professional life sort of on track.
Sort of on track. We're a little worried about you, but yeah, that's — we're going somewhere.
You're doing — Edson, you're doing very well.
And then I'm also — my final update. I'm heading to Vegas for a bachelor party and I know you're — you're a connoisseur of Las Vegas. So, any advice, any tips?
We're staying at the Encore.
Oh, that's — that's the place to go. And you'll meet a bunch of rich people from Texas. It feels a little bit lame, but it's hands down the best. The Aria felt good, but it felt like a very modern — it felt like if you got off on the wrong floor, you might like wake up with stitches in your back and one less kidney. It feels very sort of dystopian. It's good though. It's good that you're going with — I'm a big believer in guys weekends and girls weekends. I just think that —
How many — How many of you —
First one in a long time? I think it's 10 of us.
And here's the question. Is your girlfriend supportive or sort of making noises that she doesn't like these weekends?
She's supportive, but I'm not sure how much I believe her. She says she's supportive.
Uh-oh. Just start drinking coffee from a vase.
My partner literally wants me out of the house as much as possible. She's in Corvel right now and I'm in — Where am I? Tulum. Anyways, just be awful to be around and it gets easier for them to let you go. Okay, hold on. Claire, do you have girls weekends? Notice how I say that because I'm — I'm unconsciously homophobic. Why would I even ask that?
Yeah, last girls weekend I went to was in the North Fork. It was delightful. Um, trying to get one going for Canada because I haven't been there yet.
And these are friends from college.
College internships. Um, all over the place. Yeah.
And the key is your partner does not come, right?
No, that's not true. I mean, that's the —
And it's not a girls weekend.
Okay. No, but the fun thing is that we're both girls, so —
We all get to be friends together.
It's kind of a hack.
It's impossible for me to respond to this.
This is how the podcast ends right here.
This is why we need to be gay, Scott. We could just do Boys Weekends forever.
