DRUNK INTERIORS | Gaurav Kapoor | Stand Up Comedy | Audience Interaction

I came with my husband. You came with your husband. Yes, it's right to come with him. Come on, you came pre-boosted because here, this Ultra is available for 495, 120 rupees. No, but the vibes are there, brother. It's a very nice venue, brother. I won't drink myself here. Okay, fine. Since when have you been drinking? What time did you start? 6:00. You've been drinking since 6:00. So what will you understand?

Brother, can you see? Ma'am is slowly coming down. She's saying the tone from 6 to 7:30 is gone. Now if you talk to someone else, mine will drop further. We'll talk there, no, I'll decide. You seem like a funny guy to me. Are you guys married? Married, married, married. What does your husband do, brother? Oil and gas, like you work in India and outside. In the US. He works in the US. See? But where is your base? Like, what is your base? Gurgaon is his base. Ma'am, why did you say US? No, it's a US-based company. Oh, so all the companies in Gurgaon are mostly US-based. And what do you think? KPMG's old office was in Karola. What? All the companies are US-based only, ma'am. Like, a lot of companies are US-based in their, but not yours. Like, I is Gurgaon-based. Yours is this Gurugram-based, so you should have worked really hard. No, doing. Like, during college, you should have studied after 12 so that you could have gotten into a better college. But it's okay, ma'am. You are a very nice person. I have seen the interiors of your house. You have seen the interiors. I could have done a better job. You have seen the interiors of my house. See, even you are not sure. You said you could have done a better job, right? But you would have also taken 10 lakh extra that I wouldn't have given. I could have. Sure. Let's talk in Hindi. You could have done better work in my house regarding the interiors that I have gotten done now. I saw the interior that you saw in Vogue, you didn't like it, ma'am. Do you know where I grew up? When my head used to spin like this, I used to see dampness above. So whatever is in my house now is the best. Okay. Okay, ma'am, thank you so much. We will take your contact, and if at all we move to our new house, will you send me a quotation? Then I will take a call. Whether I want to help you personally or School of Planning and Architecture. Are you guys married, dating, married? How long have you guys been married? Three years. Three years, and was that a love marriage? Arranged marriage? Love marriage? Do you guys still love each other? Vlogs together? You watch my vlogs together. But I, oh, thank you. Thank you. One month ago. One month ago, I put the last vlog. Man. How are the interiors of my house? You could have been better. What do you do differently? Look, I'll tell you what's in my house. There's a sofa, a table in the middle, two chairs, plants. How many plants, ma'am? Ask. And what else do we do with the plants? Where is my property, ma'am? Where I stay, we don't call it property. It is a 3 BHK house. Property, ma'am? My property is in the quaint town of Faridabad. South of South Delhi. Yeah. You don't take up properties in Faridabad. So where do you like to operate? Like in Gurgaon? In Dubai. In Mumbai, Dubai. South of Gurgaon. South of Gurgaon. South of Delhi. South of Delhi? What? South of Goa. South of Goa. Come on, brother. Do you know how long her husband has been quiet? Tell me. He's saying, now I know what happens with me every day. He's saying, I started drinking at 6:00. Three years ago. Before what? Shut up. He's been quiet for three years. Three years ago because you got married? Wow, you asked a very logical ability question. Okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine. I was just asking, ma'am. Okay. Ma'am, you build very expensive properties. What do you mean? How much do you charge to design a house? For a 3 BHK, 500 per square foot. No, 500 per square foot for design consultancy. 500 per square foot for design consultancy, and 5000 per square foot for execution. For execution means you take the contract. Understood. Okay, ma'am, I don't need it. I took your quotation, it's out of my budget. I'm so sorry, ma'am. That's okay. You work for celebrities. You work for celebrities, ma'am. I'm so sorry. Do you know? Do you know where the combined voice came from? Once, his 'oh' came out. But do you know what voice came from inside everyone? Of three or four girls. Why isn't this beach starting up? Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, and you, look, you're sitting in a good place. You're sitting in Gurgaon. All sensible, educated, corporate people. If this was in Noida, do you know what the voice was? A bitch, shut up. In Noida. In Gurgaon, there are good people. I will tell everyone, please value around sales. If anyone wants to be an entrepreneur, then they should value them. Please value them. Sales and value around. I mean, wait, second. No, I know, I know. Chill, man. Chill, ma'am. I, I, your work is mess. Ma'am, you don't even know what the mess is doing. But okay, okay, that's okay, ma'am. Please, okay. Let's move to the next one. We started talking to the sign one. Okay, ma'am. It suddenly became a seminar. Water should also come here. Do you want water? No, it's a snake. Really? Genuinely, you want? Please, please, please, ma'am. Genuinely, no issue. Really. From here, from here, from here. Yes, brother, help me out. Brother, she's in the mood to enjoy. Go, go, go, go away. Ma'am, not from here. Not from the pillar. That way is the path. No, from here, from the pillar. From this side, ma'am. From this side. It's, it's here. The gate is here in front. Ma'am, ma'am, the gate is here. Gate. It's okay, man. Brother, we also party. What's in it, man? What's in it? So yes, I come after doing it, brother. But not here. Now they have three bottles in their hands. Right. Guys, she's good. Brother, are these your friends? You shouldn't bring someone this drunk to a comedy show, man. You brought her completely messed up today. Let's set her on fire. Do you have some enmity with the poor thing? I sat her there knowing. You sat her there knowing. Oh, the real collection is this. This is the scheming woman. No, no, it's okay, it's okay. This poor guy is a very decent boy. No, I also became decent, but today... No, she just started saying really dirty things to me. No, we make celebrities, you don't have the status. Saying that, you know what they meant by that? You know, they meant you don't have the status. Got it? I only build houses for the Kabilia community. I don't. It's okay, it's okay. Brother, you know, I had absolutely no intention. He doesn't care about 1 rupee because I'm going out completely. Make me laugh, Gaurav bhai. You make me laugh. I'm enjoying it, brother. No, you are like a good friend. You guys are good friends. Very good friends. Nice, nice. Don't say that, brother. This is not your personal podcast. Okay. I'm doing it. Okay, man. You don't know, she is very, I mean, very well. Brother, two days ago, there was a complete mess here. Really, I mean, as soon as I came here, that couple was not stable at all. As soon as they made a mess on the wall, we are used to handling it. No, how much... It's okay. See, if I am genuinely telling you, she is very drunk. Then she won't be able to enjoy it. After a while, you should tell her to leave. It's like that. Your mess. Take the contract for my house. Why is the wall going crooked? Why is this ladder outside the house? You made a point, but you ruined my entire house. Around 500 per square foot, it's like that. How much does it cost, by the way? 500 per square foot is good. It is like a good price. Anyone knows. 5000 is a big, big, big, very high. 5000 per square foot means how much does it cost? If the house is 2000 square feet, then 10 lakh crore. 1 crore 9 lakh is my house, including registration. Oh brother, I should get it done, I'll have fun. No, the house is saved. Got the interior done for 1 crore. The neighbor is watching what I did inside the house. Brother, what did you do? You took out the roof from above. No, many people thought from the inside that his house is worth 95 lakh. Isn't his business doing well?