Ira Birns11:55
No, I wanted to be in sales. I think I may have told you the story when I first met you. I was going to college. My parents helped fund college even though I started working, speaking about sales. I had a job when I was 12. I think I lied about my age to get a job because I was selling beer and cigarettes and things like that in the store. But there was no way my mother was going to let me go to college and not major in something that would be rewarding. And I wasn't going to be a doctor. I thought about the law profession for a while. So, I settled on accounting, but even through school, I honestly hated it. And every job that I had during school was sales-related. One of my favorite little stories is during a Christmas break, I worked at the Chanel counter in Macy's, which was a cool experience because they do more sales in that two-week period than they do the entire year. So it was just a crazy experience. People coming in and spending a lot of money on perfume and stuff. When I graduated college, the first jobs I was looking for were sales-related. And I don't know if this is a completely true story, because it's so many years ago, but I think it's reasonably true that my mother found out I went on an interview, I don't know if it was Xerox or Ricoh, one of the copier companies to be in sales, and she told them not to hire me. So I wound up again succumbing to my mom. We may talk about her again later too. And entered the accounting profession. I got a job as an auditor. The only reason I took that job was because my mother forced me to go down that path and it was cool because it involved a tremendous amount of travel. So I said if I'm going to get into that profession, at least I could hit the road and see the country on someone else's dime. So, I got a job as an auditor for an interesting conglomerate. Did a lot of travel. Earned my CPA that way. So I am a CPA. It's not the thing I'm most proud of based on the story that I just told you. But I've always been a closet sales guy. When I go into meetings with the sales guys, I want to do their job. They don't want to do my job. I want to do their job. I had a business. I'm going backwards. When I was in high school, I started Ira's Coins. This is before the internet. So it's not like I had a website. So you would type up your price list and send it out in the mail and had a post office box at the local post office and I had my business card. I sold t-shirts in my high school and I would sell coins to people, rare coins. I still have a lot of them that sit in a box that I don't know what I'll ever do with. So that's always been my kind of closet profession thinking I'm going to start my own website and make a lot of money on it. Maybe I'll do that in my 70s. But that first job kind of led me into the corporate world. I very quickly, I try to tell the story without going on too long. I was an auditor for a while and then one of the audits that I did a few times was the Treasury Group, right? For those that aren't familiar, that's the group that manages the company's banking relationships and cash flows in and out the door and insurance and things like that. And it was a fun audit because the guys that ran that group were so bad that as an auditor, if you go and everything's perfect, it looks like you're not doing any work, right? And they were so bad that I was able to write this scathing report every time of all the things that were at risk and wrong. And then I'd go back and do it again and they didn't fix anything that they were supposed to fix based on the last report. And one day my boss called me in on a Saturday. So I lived on Long Island. I took the train to New York City where this company was, and he said, 'I'm relieving you of your duties.' I thought I was getting fired. And he said, 'I'm not firing you, but as of Monday, you're in the Treasury Department because you're the only one that understands how to fix that thing, and those guys aren't responding to anything that you've recommended.' I was maybe 25 at the time, and this was a public New York Stock Exchange company. Within 6 months the two guys that ran that group were gone. Some interesting stories there too. And I took over and I was 25 years old and I was an officer of the company and managing all the banking relationships and all that. And that got me into a long career of that type of work, treasury related activity. From there I moved on to a company called Arrow Electronics that used to be based on Long Island. It's now based in Denver. That's now an $8 billion market cap company. I started there as treasurer at a very young age as well, 27 maybe. And took on a lot of responsibility over 17 years including M&A which is now still my favorite thing, right? That company grew by acquisition and I led a lot of the acquisition activity for many, many years. Investor relations, you name it. And it got to the point where I wanted to be a CFO and my buddy that I worked with for 15 years was blocking me. He always told me he was going to retire, but he just retired recently, so good thing I didn't wait for him. And so I started looking around, which dovetails with the earliest story about not wanting to go to St. Louis or Minneapolis until this opportunity showed up. And I wanted it really bad, but then when I got the job, the reason I pulled over on the side of the road was I didn't really think I was qualified. I felt that I bullshitted my way through the interview process. And I knew how to be a CFO and I realized pulling in that first day that I've never done this before, you know? What am I going to do? When they ask me something and I don't have the answer, right? And somehow magically that never was a problem. And I've told other people this as my career's gone on that have made that leap including a guy that worked for me that moved on a couple years ago. You know, David Heck, and he was afraid the same way. And I said, 'You're going to figure it out. Trust me.' And he's doing a great job. I think the idea of impostor syndrome is a bit of a fallacy because by definition, anytime you take on a bigger role or you go into a new company, you are never 100% prepared or 100% ready for everything that's going to come up. It comes down to your adaptability, your learning agility, your desire to keep growing and things like that. So even if you know that rationally, your mind doesn't necessarily tell you that, you still have the impostor syndrome in your heart if you will until you show up and realize even when I took that job many moons ago in the technology business I felt the same way. I almost threw up on the way to work on the first day. Right? So I'm sure a lot of people go through that unnecessarily, but it's just a rite of passage to some extent.