Roy Vagelos13:45
Yeah, well, that was an interesting experience which I tried to forget. The incident was my coming in after a weekend in the National Heart Institute, where my job was to take over the patients who had been admitted to the National Heart Institute over the weekend. This was Monday morning, and I walked in. You have to remember that I'm a proud graduate of the Mass General Hospital, thinking I was pretty well trained at that point. I was handed a patient where I was told that the patient came in, a man who was having a major problem with seizures, pain in the chest. He was admitted with the idea that probable some problem with his heart or potentially his nervous system, his brain, because he was having these major seizures and chest pain. So I examined the patient and could not figure out what he had, but because I didn't find anything wrong with his heart and I didn't see anything in his lab work that would suggest what the diagnosis was, I wrote a note immediately after seeing the patient that as far as I could tell the heart was okay and everything I saw in his study of his head was also normal. But I was insecure, so I asked for a consultation by one of the top neurologists in the National Institute of Neurological Diseases and Blindness. Sure enough, the top clinical guy in the institute came to visit with an entourage of people and examined the patient, looked at the X-ray of skull, and pointed out that there was a problem there. I looked and I did not see what he was pointing to. So he then looked at the chart and looked at my note and said, 'You know, whoever wrote this note, it's not very good,' made some derogatory remarks which really floored me because I hadn't been used to that kind of treatment at the Mass General Hospital. When he left, he felt that this man had a neurological problem as seen in the skull films. When he left, I wrote a note, I typed a note to him saying that I thought he was inappropriate in the way he had reacted to my examination of the patient, in my opinion, and I said some other things I should not have said which were very unfortunate. But I was pretty much angered by this interaction, and so I determined to figure out what this patient had. I was sure he didn't have heart disease because I was pretty good at that, I couldn't be sure about the other. But the significant thing, he was having grand mal seizures, what looked like grand mal seizures. He would bite his tongue in the evening and pee in the bed, and he said he had pain, and the nurses would come to him and he said he needed morphine because that's what he was used to, they would deliver the morphine. So I set up to watch this. I sat up in the doctor's quarters but right opposite, I was sitting actually in the nurses' area, in a place where I could watch through a crack, the door was left open just a little bit so I could watch him during the night. I noted that he would, well into the evening, start having his so-called seizures, writhing in the bed and peeing in the bed and biting his tongue and asking for morphine. So as I saw that for a couple of evenings, I made some calls to the city hospitals to see if anybody else had seen this guy. Sure enough, he was a known figure in the city hospital system, and they said, 'Oh, you've got Charlie up there?' I said, 'Charlie?' Yeah, and they said, 'Oh yeah, he's you know, he does this kind of thing.' So I confronted him and said, 'Look, I know you're faking.' I offered him some money to take a cab, and he got out of bed and took a cab and went away. This neurologist had gone to the head of the National Heart Institute asking that I be court-martialed. Instead, I had a presentation to the clinical staff of Munchausen's syndrome, which is these patients who pretend that they have some kind of medical problem in order to get something out of it, usually drugs at that era. So he disappeared, and I learned definitely not to write notes of that sort. But it was an experience that I was happy to get by. I was not court-martialed. In fact, I stayed at the National Institutes of Health instead of two years, I stayed for a long time.