Would You Rather? w/ Tom Zawacki EP16: Danielle

Welcome to another episode of Would You Rather with Tom's Wacky. It's a dumb show where I drive around in this dumb car, I pick up one of my dumb friends, they spin this dumb wheel, and we play a dumb game of Would You Rather. Today my guest is my friend Danielle. Let's go gather all your things.

Bring your things down. So yeah, I thought you would put your cup in the cup holder. Nothing ready? You got your coffee? Like just for an hour in life. I'm gonna tell your husband it's Black History Month so you can't be mean to me. This will be posted way after February. Welcome to the show.

We're a huge fan. I'm a huge fan.

So big of a fan. Weird. Hope we were making eye contact and then you stopped to say that. Why is that? We play the game, just spin the wheel three times. It's gonna land on a category. Taped behind each category is a question which correlates to that category. But if you land on something that you don't want to answer, which would probably be the little mom slash dad, which is the always awful, always funny Would You Rather [__] your dad or kill your mom. This is their suggestion. I know, I was talking to your parents. So if you land on that and you don't answer it, you could use the free pass to get out of answering the question. So if you're like, I don't want to answer this, oh man, that's up, and you go do what's in there, take it out. Eventually, K be like, KB Toys? No, he's anymore. It's different. Spin number... Wow.

Mack, everything. Yeah, [__] it. Wiggled into it. No rules of the game. I don't break the rules. Danielle, technically you can't go to game, right? Yeah, I break what you rather know voices. Would you rather have your sweat be a mixture of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Monster Energy Pipeline Punch, or be on your period every day for the rest of your life except on 9/11? Every year on 9/11 you'll have a blood-free vagina. I just wanted you to know what it meant to not be on your period.

Is this like including menopause? Because just scientifically, Daniel, I'm not smart.

All right, so here's what's up. You could be on your period every day until menopause, but obviously the jokey humor is like the one day that you get to be like, oh great, I'm not on my period is 9/11. So you just, you literally never forget when it's coming up. Every year you'll be like, closer. Have you had a Baja Blast? No, I saw, I really recently found out that was a thing. Those are a Taco Bell drive-thru, not a big deal. Well, what's another funny drink that I could come up with? That's like Monster Energy has some funny drinks. Did some googling. I was like, Pipeline Punch, [__] the Sophie's Choice of weird drinks. When you can't decide between the two, baby, put them both on there. Tom's Wacky, a pro at this. Your search history, language was real bad.

Well, I'm gonna choose the sweat mixture of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Monster Energy. Do you remember that old school Gatorade commercial where their sweat was like Gatorade color? Yeah, so if you like that, you're an actress, you can never wear like a white t-shirt and obscene and get a little Schmidt see and then the color because it's gonna be colors. You're gonna limiting. Yeah, that's the whole point. I'm so worked up and you're not worked up at all and it's making me more worked up and I'm just still confused and I have no answers.

Every day until menopause. And you sold it. No, I sold it. I'm talking about the spice mixture. Yeah, swine Dexter. Oh my god. Live my dream of being a gusher. I love better. So you're gonna have some fun sweat. Yeah, tell your husband. Look at this [__] light house of the storage place. Why is that a thing? Why is there a lighthouse? I don't like it. Don't be confusing with your business. You should never look at a business, yeah, and just be like, what is you looking at business? Be like, I call, maybe I'll put my [__] in there. Everything bothers me. I have problems. Wildly in him. Spin number two. Spin it. It's gonna clap more with the Karma's this guy.

Would you rather secretly kill one family member during the next family gathering so it turns into a game of Clue, or kill three celebrities in one weekend and leave a candlestick next to each body, but you can't use the candlestick to kill them? It's a pretty immaculate question. There's like a family reunion or even like Thanksgiving and you just secretly kill somebody and then it's like, whoa, who did it? Because we're at a party, it's like a game of Clue. Or you got one weekend, pick three celebrities you're not a fan of, kill the [__] out of them, but then you're just awkwardly leaving a candlestick next to their body, but they were not bludgeoned to death with a candlestick. So the news story is what's happening with this Clue killer who isn't actually using this candlestick to kill these people. Celebrities, needle stick next to the body. Celebrities already high-profile, hard to get near. They can have entourage, they could have cameras. You gotta figure it out. That is a harder task. Killing one celebrity, man, you gotta do three. And probably the worst part of this, you gotta go buy three candlesticks. I know people overlook the small details of my questions because they're so good and I like to point them out and make people feel foolish. It's like a really lame, lazy Zodiac killer. Like there's no ciphers being sent to the press. So this is a real weird ass calling card. And then they find out that the killer is actually Milton Bradley who created the game. I don't know if that's true. Hanna-Barbera. That's cartoons. Putin who makes club. Milton Bradley, they make games, that's a thing. Standards and practices. Johnson and Johnson. I'm having a stroke. I think it's time for spin number three.

Tom's stress or that's Tom's choices. [__] this really. Would you rather dunk every food you eat in mouthwash, or use a mixture of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Monster Energy Pipeline Punch as your mouthwash? Because remember the other question with those two drinks. Am okay, look at Colbeck. I want the mixture of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Monster Energy Pipeline Punch as my mouthwash. That blast of Baja. Uh-huh. There's gotta be a bunch of a pipeline at that monster. This lady's awful. I have my door. Oh, but it's like when people get out of their car and they're parked and I swear they're like kicking their door open so fast. Are you just trusting all the other drivers not to hit you and your car door and your leg and your body? Don't trust anybody. I like look and I wait. I'm like, no cars are coming and then I'll quickly and not open the door that much, get out. I feel like this episode is gonna be Tom's rants about things that weren't really questioned. Billy of it. Did you have a good time? So you're such a big fan of the show, so you're very aware of what happens at the end of every episode. No, you get a gift. Thank you for donating your time. Not just a lemon pound cake scented candle, a Entenmann's branded lemon pound cake scented. It smells weird. Oh, it's like sugar and lemon kind of. Thanks for coming on the show. Who had such a good time. I hope you enjoy this candle. The people to see it's fresh. It's so bad. Thanks for everything. Real weird way to leave. You know what? I'm not happy she's out. Even though I hated the way that candle smelled, I want to keep smelling it.