Like that. People like that. Is it the sound? Sorry. Oh no. Did I get your supplies? He's like, I did it right at the sound guy. Like you're like, oh my career. Sorry.
I'm Hilary Duff and this is Swipe Stuff for Lab Bible. Ooh, a dirty martini. What time is it? It's time. Love a dirty martini. Wait, is this a gin martini? She's a gin martini. Um, I'm typically a vodka martini girl, but I do really like that. It's a gin martini, which is more typical, I think. And this is an olive, which I love. Any kind of super salty something that's going to make all my rings tight the next day.
Castelvetrano olives. The premier olive.
You're a connoisseur. You really know your martinis. I know. I don't really drink them that much either, but when I'm feeling feisty, I do. This lives over here.
Do you want to keep that next to you?
Yes, I do. Absolutely. Okay. This is a Tamagotchi. Oh my god. Remember when they go and they're like thinking about hatching?
I had about eight of these bad boys all clipped together on a keychain. One time we were driving from Texas to LA and my mom had been driving for like a day and a half and I'm asleep in the car and this little thing needed like to be played with and to be fed and bathed and it had pooped. But I had eight of them and they were all beeping and angry and my mom was like, 'Get up and do something with that beeping. I can't handle it. I'm going to go crazy.' Blah blah blah. We're just like sleeping, sleeping, sleeping. She digs around, finds it, and just chucks the whole thing out the window in like the desert of Arizona somewhere and was like, 'I've had enough. That's it.' So, it's been a long time since I saw one of these guys.
Brought up some trauma there.
I know it was honestly sad, but now that I'm a mom and I do a lot of driving, I understand wanting to chuck something out the window. Honestly, this is like just reminds me of a simpler time. And I hate that my kids love YouTube. So, we're going to go this way. Oh, wait. I'm confused. I thought this was going to be a Guinness.
Oh, it is a Guinness. Okay. I was like, is this a Diet Coke with a lot of foam on top? No. Uh, I don't know if I've ever tasted this. I'm familiar with the smell. I'm really hoping I get like a solid mustache from this. Okay. Bitter. It does like a real a real aftertaste on the back side of my tongue. Like the the way back.
Yeah, it really hits those taste buds.
Um, your face is saying you hate it. Yeah. I think I'm confused cuz I'm like there's a part of me that likes it a little bit, but I think I'm I think if I'm drinking a beer, it's got to be like a pale something.
Mhm. Yes. Very much. I already know this goes over here. Um a tarot deck. Tarot. Love this guys. I almost packed my own deck when I came. I do it um maybe once every six months. I'll get like a I'll get like a wild hair and throw some cards down. And I think there's an easy way to set up which is like Oh, I got the fool. Like it's like a diamond shape kind of. I could be getting this wrong. I don't know. I think it goes like this. The devil and the fool. Clearly I didn't touch the cards enough. No. Um the magician, the tower, the high priestess. I get this one a lot. To be honest, I couldn't tell you what any of these things mean.
It means recklessness. Taken advantage of inconsideration.
What about the High Priestess?
Okay. Lack of center, lost inner voice, repressed feelings. It's not a good day, Hillary.
Honestly, I'm shook. Okay. The devil upside down. I mean, it doesn't sound good, does it? Let's have a look.
Oh, you know what? Freedom release. Restoring control. There we go.
I would really need a professional to break this down for me, but I am not well after that. And maybe I don't like tarot anymore. The devil. Cool. These are pickles. I love them. Pickles are my favorite. I have pickles on my rider.
Mhm. See if I can get this jar open. Hulk at Hillary. Don't be weak. My god.
Oh, I can't do it. No, this is so upsetting that on camera I can't open a jar of pickles.
Would you like help? Go on. Hannah, I don't know.
I'd like to think I I I loo I loosened it up for you. I had to have I it had to have been. Uh we we have great editors, so you can just It look like you spun that right off. Oh, this is a sandwich pickle. This goes on a sandwich. They feel a little warm. I'd prefer it from the fridge.
Love a pickle. Love like anything vinegary, salty, adds like a crunch. Oh, it's just Jacob. Hi, Jacob. We'll move him over here.
