Brian Chesky35:47
So Joe calls me up and says, 'I got it, buddy. I did it. We got press. They're coming. They're going to cover the party. So you're going to have this meetup in this bar.' And this is New Year's Eve, by the way. All right. So you can imagine, New Year's Eve, and I think we're going to have a huge turnout. So I get to the bar before the press gets there really early to the party, and it turns out that there are hosts right next to the bar. So we basically tell the press, 'Well, since you're waiting an hour, why don't you do a quick interview at this apartment and you can meet these two hosts. They're the Rad Brothers and they're our most prolific hosts in New York City.' These two guys, Michael and David Rad. They're, I think, like 25 years old. And so they end up hosting a brother and sister at the time from Paris. And so they decided to cut a little B-roll basically to kill time. They said, 'Okay, cool. We're going to film basically this experience, this Parisian brother and sister staying at this apartment in the East Village.' And then they're like, I can see them looking at the clock, 'Okay, when's this big party? When's this big party?' So we go back to the meetup. It's supposed to start at 7:00. I'm expecting to walk in. This place is going to be packed, right? We're about to walk into a bar. There's going to be people everywhere. They're going to be cheering. I walk in the bar and I see two older obese guys with hats on slumped over a bar, just drinking like a beer in each hand, and I'm thinking, 'Holy shit.' Excuse my language, but I was pretty nervous at this point. I'm like, 'Oh my god.' First thing I'm wondering is, 'Do we give them the wrong bar? Did we give them the wrong time? Where are all of our users?' And so the press reporter, this woman, she's probably like in her early 30s and she's really, really anxious because they had that big van outside the bar, you know, with the human antennas. They had a camera guy, a sound guy, a lighting guy, plus her. And this was their story. They were going to have the evening news on New Year's. This was a big story. They were going to have the story about us hosting, and there's no one in the bar. And it also turns out that the Rad Brothers, I told them ahead of time, make 50 gift bags so I can give out on camera. And they didn't tell me what was in the gift bags. So the Rad Brothers make these 50 gift bags. So I have these 50 gift bags sitting next to me. And it turns out that in the gift bags are just energy drinks and condoms. And they didn't know press was going to be there. So they thought they were just trying to do something really funny. They thought that'd be funny. I thought it wasn't quite as funny when I'm on camera and I look like a total creep on the local news, a guy with 50 bags of condoms at a bar by himself. It doesn't come out the same way. So anyways, we're thinking, 'All right, well, it won't look as bad if all these people come and I don't look like some random guy.' But no one ends up coming. So here we are sitting at a bar. I had ordered like 10 or 20 shots for all the people that come in. I'm just a guy with a bag of condoms and 20 shots of vodka. It's not going real well. And I'm like sweating. I'm like, 'Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.' Everyone's pissed off at me. The bartender's pissed because the camera crew's in there. The press people are so angry at me. They're like, 'All right, let's just get this over with.' And they basically said, 'We'll just do an interview at the bar.' So they try to put the light on the camera, and we're in the bar and the bar says no, you can't film in here. They kick us out. The sound guy's like yelling at me, this is so unprofessional. They're just really angry because they're waiting for hours to do a story. So I end up going in the street, and we're trying to stand in the entryway of the bar, and they're going to finally film me, and the bar is like no, you can't film even the bar. So then they decide, 'Well, let's just film you walking down the street.' We decide because we have no users showing up to the party, we end up just corralling people on the street and asking them to pretend like they're our users and walk down the street with us. And actually they end up doing a real piece, and the Rad Brothers end up showing up, and then there's a whole bunch of random people walking behind us, and the news made it look like they were our users, but they were just random people. They needed a story. And yeah, so that was a pretty interesting thing. You know, it turns out at the end of the day it was a great story. Why? Because they couldn't do a story at the meetup. There was no meetup. What they end up showing is they go back to the B-roll of the Parisian couple, the brother and sister staying in an apartment in the East Village. And to us, that was actually the perfect story because that was promoting the website, not some party. So it worked out for us, but in a very unexpected way.