When I called him the fattest president since William Howard Taft died. Wow. Yeah, that was harsh. And then I put up a little tiny emoji. I got knocked off of Twitter for fat shaming for 12 hours apparently.
Did you actually get knocked off Twitter?
12 hours. I said Trump was the fattest president since William Howard Taft. That got me knocked off Twitter for 12 hours.
We know of new methods of attacks. You know these things. Are you into astrology?
I know a lot about it actually. You know a lot about astrology.
Well, you know what they say. The millionaires don't believe in astrology, but the billionaires do.
Huh? Is that so? Which one are you? [laughter] I'm trying to figure it out. Do you believe in it?
Let me ask you something. If you're two-thirds water and one-third matter, which is the same composition as the Earth... Yes. And if half the population on the planet is set to a 28-day cycle, which is identical to the moon. So you think all of that's coincidental, right? Because 3,000 years ago when they were studying this, they didn't think that... they thought everything was connected back then, right? The lunar cycle... some of it may have been, some of the leeches may not have worked, but some of the other stuff may have. But the lunar cycle and astrology are very different. When we talk about astrology, they're talking about planets that move in retrograde, but we know planets don't actually move backwards. They just didn't understand how any of that stuff worked back then.
Well, I don't think it's about that. I think it's about the position of the Earth in the context of the galaxy in the universe. They simply said that you're made out of stardust. Yeah. And as a result of that... Well, let me ask you this. I told you we should start. I didn't know how I knew, but I just kind of felt you coming in with your own operating system or not.
I don't know. Let me get your mother on the phone. Let me ask her if she recognized you from day one and if you're the same person that you were 45 years ago.
Okay. Yeah. What would she say? [snorts]
I think there are some similarities. Sure. You come in with an operating system. So they understood that. They understood that. Yeah. Did you follow the Artemis launch? Were you really excited about that? Are you into space travel? Because I'm old enough to remember the moon landings and I followed it. Yeah. Followed it, but not taken by it. I got a little emotional. I watched with my kids when they came back. I was looking at all the photos yesterday. The stars, the moon, kind of excited.
Do you think this stuff's moving at 50,000 miles an hour is our stuff or you think it's somebody else's stuff?
What do you mean? What's that?
I don't know. These UAPs, they're us.
Oh. Oh, that's where we are. [snorts] Um, I'm deeply skeptical of most of the UAP reporting that I've seen that suggests that the United States has recovered vehicles or biologics as I've heard some people refer to it.
So when these congressmen say they've been briefed about this stuff, you don't believe them?
Well, did you see the story in the Wall Street Journal, maybe two years ago, about this hazing ritual in the Air Force and in various other branches where they were telling people that there was this secret government program to recover vehicles and reverse engineer the tech? It just kind of got out of hand, and over the course of years, many people were introduced to this. There are legions of people who believe these programs exist, they've seen documents, they've never seen the crafts, they've been told by people who know what's going on. Most of the story sounds like a game of telephone. So no, I don't believe any of that stuff, because we can't keep secrets. The president gets a [__] in the Oval Office. Everyone finds out about it. If there were aliens and UFOs, we would know.
It was in the study off the Oval.
Oh, he didn't desecrate the Oval Office. [laughter] He desecrated the study.
So respectful. And the dress. Yeah. So I don't believe... Yeah, why not? Have you seen? When I did my show last time, he was the first guest. Bill, who I thought was a big God skeptic and everything. Yeah. Not about this. He was very, very into it. And he gave an eight-minute soliloquy four weeks ago about it.
He said, 'Get ready for the news of the aliens disclosure.'
So Steven Spielberg's got a movie coming out in June.
Yeah. I haven't seen the film, but I've seen the trailer.
All right. Are you excited about that? I'm not particularly excited about it, I don't think. But I like sci-fi films. It's fine.
Remember, I work for the government. I got to keep certain things.
Yeah. You rather famously worked for the government.
Yeah. It was 954,000 seconds. [laughter]
If you say it that way... I say it that way to my therapist. It makes me feel like I was there longer. I noticed in your book that you were very offended that some people said 10 days and not the full 11.
Wouldn't you be? If that's your legacy, 9% of my federal career. Why would you jip me out of that? [laughter]
Especially since I got my ass fired on that day. That was a pretty meaningful day, I thought.
How happy were you when you saw the Ryan Lizza scandal?
