Andrew McKinnon31:17
Sure, yeah, okay. So I was consulting for one of the political parties here, and I very rarely put on a suit and went into Parliament House. They were trying to work out how to win the election, and they had me at this round table, talking about what I think is cool and what I think the city needs. This one politician came and tapped me on the shoulder, he said, 'Hey, I've got an island.' I was like, 'What do you mean you've got an island?' He said, 'I've got an island in Melbourne, do you want to come and have a look? I could get a liquor license for it and it could be yours, I'm looking to rent it out.' I said, 'Mate, I don't know if you know what I do, but I don't do hospitality, that's not what I'm good at, but thank you.' He came up to me again later that day and said, 'Would you just mind coming and having a look?' So sure enough, I went down there one morning. I didn't realize I had toothpaste all down the side of my cheek, forgot to look in the mirror. I walked around his island, trying to be very cool, not realizing there was toothpaste all down my cheek. But sure enough, it was this amazing little spot under the main bridge in an area that wasn't that cool 10 years ago, but surrounded by water, concrete base, 150m footprint. I said, 'So what do you want to do with this?' He said, 'I want to rent it out because I'm going to become a politician, I can't have a business with a liquor license.' He didn't actually have the liquor license at the time. So I said, 'Can I bring some people down?' I quickly called up my friend Jerome Borazio, who's a hospitality guru, really great at popping up bars very quickly and cheaply and making them really cool in that sort of laneway Melbourne style. Then my other best friend Grant Smiley, who was a DJ at the time and now a hospitality guru, I pulled the guys together, said, 'Quick, come down and check this place out.' We walked around it and they were like, 'Wow, this is interesting.' I said, 'You know what? I've been in business 10 years, this is a present to myself. How much do you want for the lease?' He said, 'I'll take $80,000 a year.' And it was quite interesting because he looked us in the eye and said, 'I pay $5,000 a year for this, and I'm going to charge you $80,000.' I was like, 'Right, that's nice, you're telling us how you're screwing us, basically just openly.' He was a very bizarre, peculiar businessman, this politician. He just used to tell us how he was making money out of us the whole time. So we did this deal, six months I put some money that I had saved up to buy my first home into this fit-out. We built this pop-up bar, got a liquor license in the name of the politician. On the day we went to open it, liquor licensing came down and said, 'You don't have a liquor license.' Because we'd done the deal to rent it for six months at $80,000 per year, so $40,000, but we'd spent $50,000 on building the bar. We went to open the bar and sure enough we didn't have a liquor license. I was like, 'Oh my god, I've just torn up all this money, this is a complete failure.' We couldn't get the liquor license out of the politician's name and into our name, that could take years. So the politician, being a politician, said, 'Okay, tell you what, take the venue for a year and a half, keep the rent the same, you guys open as a cafe, we'll do a deal here.' So I was like, 'All right, this is screwed.' I extended the lease, we agreed to the new policy, within a week he got this liquor license, and I was like, 'That just went very smoothly.' I went down there, we cracked three beers, the three owners, on a beautiful sunny Friday afternoon, summer setting, and people just started to gravitate. They watched us drinking beers down on the end of this little island in the city, and people started to come down the stairs. I went over to the bar and watched people pulling out $50 notes and paying for three or four beers. I thought, 'This is a brilliant business.' By the end of the night, more and more money just kept coming in. We had three great articles written up, and within a Friday a week later, there was a queue 100 meters down the road to try and get into the bar on the island. And the thing just worked, worked like crazy. So I looked to the guys and said, 'Let's extend this deal.' At the time, the politician said to us before we opened, 'Do you guys want to buy this off me for $300,000? The 20-year $5,000-a-year peppercorn rent, you want to buy this lease off me for $300k?' We said, 'Mate, no way, we'll see.' But all of a sudden this thing just worked, so we said, 'We'll buy six years.' So we sat down and negotiated. He wanted $100,000 for six years, and then at the end of the six years he says, 'I want the books and I'm going to sell the business, your business.' I said, 'No, no, no, no, you're not going to do that because I'm going to run the business into the ground, I'm not going to let you do that.' I said, 'I'll go, we got to a point where we negotiated 50-50% of the business he could sell our business for at the end of the six years, but it meant we had to leave after one year of doing that deal, and the bar was just pumping. We said, 'You know what, we've got to get rid of this guy.' So I called him up and said, 'Okay, I'm going to write your check for a million dollars to get rid of you.' He said, 'I want $2 million.' I was like, 'Mate, come on, this is to sign over the head lease where the head lease only pays $5,000 a year to have a 150m property in the middle of the river right in the heart of the city.' He said, 'I'm going to sell you 21 years of the rent in advance, let's just look at it that way.' So we had to do the negotiation of the total fear of us walking, or this is not worth anything without us. We had that tussle off, knowing that I said, 'I've got to check here with seven figures on it, and I know you want it, but if it's too high it's not going to happen, I'm just going to put this money into something else.' Sure enough, he came back to us and we agreed on a figure which was, call it in the middle appropriately. And 10 years later, the venue is one of the most iconic venues in Victoria. Most pictures if you Google Melbourne, you'll see our bridge with our venue. It's been published all over the world, and it's been a wonderful little business, great fun to go down there and sit and enjoy a beer and look back at all the deals we've done.