All right, this guy's out in... out in Miami. Oh, boy. You guys really want to hear this? Give me one minute. Oh, boy. Here we go. [__] it.
All right, here goes nothing. My first cold call.
Hi Mike. Uh, this is Martin Shkreli calling. I wanted to talk to you about Bloomberg. I'm... Sure.
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Hey. Good. Good. So, um, I've been a Bloomberg client since I was 17, and I was in the hedge fund industry for some years, and I decided to make my own competitor to Bloomberg, and I'd love to get you to try it.
Order filled. It's... Order cancelled. Order filled. All right. Well, I can... um, if you think that's the best way for me to go, I can, but you can try it if you... Yeah?
Everything Bloomberg can do. You know? And I... Order cancelled. 97% cheaper. So, I managed hedge funds. I was in the pharmaceutical world. Um, and uh, yeah, it's godelterminal.com, g-o-d-e-l terminal.com.
No, I would... that we are working on that. Do you do a lot of trading, uh, bond trading? Oh, no kidding. Uh, high yield stuff or... Yeah, that's kind of what it was invented for, right? Um, well, uh...
I'm a... I'm like a long-short guy. Um, but you know, I was in hedge funds in New York for 20 years. You probably heard about me in my pharmaceutical world. I was a pharma CEO for some time... of... Martin Shkreli. The guy who raised the prices on the pharma drugs. Do you remember that guy? That's me.
Um, so yeah, so I mean, I'm trying to sort of compete with them. I know the fixed income side is very important to many of their users, but not all of their users. Cuz like, let's say you're an equities guy... Hey. And you got to pay for... Yeah.
But I'll get back to you when we have better fixed income tools. But when... you know, it's 2,500 bucks a month. But if you're an equities guy, you got to pay for everything. You got to pay for the credit, you got to pay for international, you got to... It doesn't make any sense. Like, I'd rather have everyone at your firm have a much cheaper tool and, you know, use what you use and pay for what you use, if that makes sense.
It's Godel, g-o-d-e-l, terminal.com. So godelterminal.com. Yeah, try it out, and you know, I'd love to stay in touch. I'll maybe call you in three months or six months when our fixed income stuff's a lot better.
Yep. Yep. No, we're... we're going to... we're going to onboard... Well, that's how I found you. I'm a Bloomberg user, too. Yeah. No, for sure. That makes a lot of sense.
I mean, I still think we're going to be, you know, 90% cheaper, and it's web access, you don't have to worry about a unit. You know, there are a lot of use cases where I think you'd really like our platform, the ease of use, the... you know, and it's backwards compatible to Bloomberg, so it uses all the same keys. Like, you know, you pull up yield the same way, you pull up charts the same way. It's... nobody's ever done the exact matching of the system. So like, GP is how you graph price for us, too. You know, so it's a...
So anyway, you know, again, it could be... maybe it's for somebody else at your firm or a junior person, you know, but we're trying to democratize the whole thing. I appreciate you, you know, giving me some feedback, though.
Order partially filled. Yeah, I appreciate it. Order filled. Thanks so much, Mike. Have a great weekend. Order canceled.
All right, that went a lot better than I thought it would. Order canceled. I'm still... you a Bloomberg user? Order filled. I'm still a Bloomberg user. Order filled. A Bloomberg user on the down low. Order canceled.
What do you think? Order canceled. What do you think this is? Da da da. Order canceled. Thanks, Tim.
Look, I mean, he said he was a bond guy. We're... we're not that great on bonds yet, and I just... Order... Honesty is the best policy. And I'm going to go back to my team and get our bonds a little bit better. No, it's not a virtual machine. But anyway, um... Order filled.
No, no. I said I wanted to talk about Bloomberg. That's true. I said it was from Bloomberg. Order cancelled. He was super nice. No, he was... he said he's a financial advisor. He said, 'Can I trade bonds on it?' Order cancelled. This is the main question. It's like, I want to be able to talk to people on it. I want to be able to trade bonds on it. I was like, 100%, I wasn't going to try to sneak around it because I can always call him back in three months, six months, even a year. Right?
I don't have to... I'd rather tell him the truth two years from now than lie to him today. You know? We can't help him. We can't help him, you know? He said he still wants to try it, which is great, you know? But he just goes in my CRM. I'll hit him back three to six months. No, Oscar, we're just about to start to build it.
Order cancelled. Order filled. Order cancelled. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you want to give them, uh...
Yeah, I didn't want to waste his time either. I don't need to talk to the customer for more than a minute if... Order filled. I kind of tried to work that in. I was like, 'Oh, you might know about me from my pharma stuff.' He's like, 'Who... What did you say your name again was?' I was like, 'You know, the guy who raised the prices.' He's like...
You want another cold call? That gave me a... Order cancelled. Order filled. Hold on, I got to... I got to put him in the CRM.
Half you chuds couldn't even make one cold call. You'd be like, 'I'm an idiot.' Click. Order cancelled. Not me.
No, it wasn't a scheduled call. I just picked up the phone, dogs. I'm sure some of you are slick. Order cancelled. I'm not the most hated man on Wall Street. I'm the most hated man in America. I'm liked on Wall Street.
No, you don't want... you don't want to outsource sales calls? Are you crazy? Order cancelled. Order filled.
You got to go to prison, see? Order filled. Inferior. Not my fault you didn't go to prison. Go commit some crimes. Dumbass.
