The Joe Rogan Experience. Hold on. I got to pause because I walked in here and I told you before we start, I have something for you. Right. Right. People say, 'Can I read mine?' I can't read minds. I read people. Okay. This envelope, if they can't see it and they're listening, your logo sealed. Right. This is your future.
This is your future. I'm not psychic. I'm not supernatural. But I assure you, I want you to hold this from now until the end of the episode. Okay? That's when we open it.
I don't even know if I want to know my future.
No. No. This is all good stuff. Live to 120. Joe's gonna be a two-term president. You know, you know, shut the [ __ ] up. That's not good.
You take it before we even start. And at the end, we open it. So, nobody skips this episode. You buckle up for the ending. I'm I'm here.
People will just fast forward.
They'll fast forward. They'll miss all the good stuff in the middle.
Quitters. The people who did not finish Spartathlon. And so, that's why you asked me why I didn't do this. It wasn't going to work. I knew it wouldn't. I have I have more things planned than you know right now. Okay. I've been thinking about this for a while, but I'm not going to do them all. Okay? Because again, how you structure an act, you leave the best for last. You never leave here doing the best. We're going down the home stretch.
Are we Are we home stretched? Are we at the final moment?
We We were almost at 3 hours.
So you Wow, this goes fast.
Huh? Flew by. Remember when you asked me, did I wake up early or late?
Right. The only thing I got wrong.
Right. Right. Except Well, he said the vowel, but he thought of melody, but the Y was the, you know what I mean? That was a little bit tricky because Ae, Ee, I u Anyway, doesn't matter. Here's what I want to do. You said 50/50 coin flip. Okay. And I brought one. You said, 'Who has coins?' What do we got here? A coin. What is it? Candy half, right? Yeah. All right, let's go. I feel like one is not exciting enough. That's like a football game. Here's what I do. I don't know if you can see me from over there. Let's do three tosses. Okay. Statistically, how many we get right?
One and a half. All right. All right. Either way, call it in the air. Okay. Can you see me over there with that, man? Try. The table's real busy. Okay. Call it in the air.
You going tails? Yeah. What do we get? Heads. All right. All right. Whatever. O for one. Okay. Did you felt good about it when you did it?
Okay. I took you. Should I really put it in my head?
Do what? I mean, it's a coin flip. It's not a trick. Okay. Now, it gets in your head cuz you guessed it and you're like, 'Fuck, it didn't work the first time, but I Nobody cares. Nothing riding on this.' You already call it in the air. What are you going with?
You're going tails again. Yeah, you're going tails again. Yep. I can't I I see I that time I would never change. His head's 0 for two. All right. All right. Third try's charm. Okay. You think you got it?
What are the odds on that? So, this has got to be your shot. Call it.
Tails. Tails. I was going Tails never fails.
What do we get, Joe? You're 0 for three. Heads again. You're 0 for three. You done?
You insist? Yeah. All right. You're not done. I said three. Okay. Should I go over here? Has that envelope been there the whole time? This envelope? Yes. We sealed this right the moment I arrived at the studio. Right. Okay. You're going to get it this time. Just for the record. Okay. Calls.
Yeah. [ __ ] O for four. Are you doing this? I'm not doing anything. You're not making it land on heads for Do you know how to do it? Like, do you have a method? Call it Call whatever you want.
So, I did I do it? You said it was What is it? It's heads. But that was That didn't count. That didn't count. You're just bad luck. Is that five in a row? I didn't really count that one. That seems odd. Let's try one more. Should double check the still there. Do it yourself. Double check. What? Double check. There's still tails on there. There's still tails. Okay, just check it. But this doesn't count cuz this one's yours. Whoops. That was very clumsy of me. Put it anywhere. Do on the table. I just didn't have room on the table. It's tails. But did you guess tails? Yeah. Oh, okay. Just kept going. I feel it's not a trick. It's statistic. All right. But statistically, five in a row of heads. It seems odd. I said to you, I hope everyone stayed along for this journey. I said, 'This is your future.'
This is my future, right?
But I lied. Past, present, and future.
