Richard Daly14:25
Well, let's go back to that. I grew up very young. I had certain circumstances in my life that forced me to grow up very young, but again, I don't look back and say it wasn't a great childhood. Somebody once said to me on a professional level, 'You know, you were never a little boy.' They were implying that I didn't have a good childhood. I said, 'Listen, don't screw this up for me. I had a great childhood, so don't convince me that I didn't.' But there were very real issues. My mother was a blue-collar Queens woman. If you had mental health issues, you were toast. My mother was a manic depressive. Her doctor told her to get a new hat. It was the local internist. When I was 12, she would have successfully killed herself if it weren't for a neighbor who had a key to the house and didn't like the conversation at the garbage cans in the driveway, which was almost a meeting place. So I knew I had to be serious. I started by hustling, hitting the books. That made sense. When I was in college, I'd already heard that computer science majors worked for Grumman and made 25 grand a year and didn't get mugged. That sounded great to me, and I was naturally good at math. At the end of the first semester, the head of the school, the dean of computer sciences, said, 'You'll be the best educated people on the unemployment line.' That immediately got my attention because I wasn't there because I had some passion; I needed to have a skill set, and then I needed to figure out how to make a living with that skill set, and hopefully I could figure out how to make a living on my own with that skill set. I went up and said, 'What do you mean?' He said, 'Look, this is 1971. How many computers is the world commercially really going to need?' We were talking about huge mainframes. The government was starting, it was IBM punch cards. He estimated that on a commercial basis, only the largest of corporations would need them. So he estimated the world was going to need for business three to four dozen computers, and the rest would be the government and NASA. I wasn't in a position to argue with him. I was immediately at the placement office. Because of Emil and my growing up hustling newspapers, hustling lawns, shoveling snow, I was naturally an extrovert and a pretty good salesman. So marketing sounded like sales, so I'd go do that. A semester of that, I realized this just isn't going to work. So I go back and say, 'Where are the jobs at?' The placement office said, 'Well, accounting is kind of like the science of business. There's always jobs.' I became an accountant. Again, math, naturally good at it, a 4.0, yada yada. I decided, though, look, there's no way I'm going to risk doing this. I had a full scholarship, I was on a path to graduate in three and a half years, taking 20 credits a semester and working full-time for Emil, 50-60 hours a week. So there's no way I'm going to leave the chance of doing this and then not getting a job. So I go to the placement office, I say, 'Okay, I need a job.' They said, 'Well, the accounting firms recruit on campus.' I said, 'Okay, great, when do they come?' They said, 'Whatever it was, February.' I said, 'Okay, put me on the list.' She said, 'Well, you have to be graduating.' I said, 'Well, I am going to graduate, I'm just in my fourth semester.' She said, 'Well, you have to be graduating only interview graduating students.' I saw in her bed next to her desk she had this needlepoint. John, this was the god-awful needlepoint I'd ever seen, because if you pull them too tight, instead of it being a square, it becomes a diamond. So I looked at her and said, 'I see you do needlepoint.' She said, 'Oh yeah, but it's not real.' I said, 'No, no, no, this is pretty good, this is really good. You know, I can actually fix that.' She had a few more stitches. I said, 'Okay, I'm going to come back tomorrow. You finish this tonight, let me take it and straighten it out for you.' I bring it back to the shop, and Emil says, 'Oh my God, what is this?' I said, 'Neil, don't ask questions, this is going to be perfect.' I spent heaven knows how many hours blocking and tackling it on a board to straighten it out. Then I put a beautiful frame, I put non-glare glass on it to cover up all the miss stitches she had. I brought it back to her. She said, 'Oh, this is fantastic. What do I know, my gift.' But I need one thing: I need to be on that interview list. She said, 'Ah.' I said, 'Look, just put me on the list.' So Arthur Andersen was the firm. I go there, and sure enough, the guy sitting behind the desk lived in Syosset on Long Island, and he's the head of HR for New York Arthur Andersen. He's looking at my paperwork and says, 'When are you graduating?' I said, 'Well, it's really not when I'm graduating that matters. It's the fact that I've really done my research, and Arthur Andersen's the Marine Corps of public accounting. I know it's the firm for me, and I want to be an intern because I want to have a job locked up before I graduate.' He says, 'Okay, but we don't hire interns in public accounting. There's not that much work in the summer. But how do you get on the list?' I said, 'Let's not worry about the list. Let's talk about Arthur Andersen and the Marine Corps, and I want to enlist. I'm signing up.' Finally, the guy gets me to tell the story about the picture frame, etc. He says, 'You know what, this is pretty unique. I'm going to give you a full-time job now for when you graduate. I'm hiring you right now. You don't have to do the interviews in the city. I'm locking you up before the other firms get you. And you don't even need to maintain a 4.0, just don't screw up.' What it turned out, John, was that I was just the Trading Places guy. He was so tired of the better schools' kids going with an MBA and getting one year experience so they could legally get a CPA and then leaving. He went back and told the managing partner, and on the bottom of the form, he wrote, 'Will either be a diamond in the rough or complete unadulterated disaster. There's no possibility of anything in between.' That's how I got into public accounting. I went there, and the guy who made partner the fastest was a guy, Al Goldstein, in seven years. I graduated in three and a half, so I could actually be there in six and a half years. I laid out a chart for myself where I needed to be over a period of six and a half years to make partner. Coming from my background, a partner back then in '74 made like a hundred grand, which was an unfathomable amount of money. And you were a partner, you owned something. So I thought, 'Okay, this is going to be my way to be an owner in something, and I'm going to do it in six and a half years.' I went in and learned two things there. One, I was told the only way you could ever get fired in your first two years is to say you did something you didn't do, to say you verified something, what they called a tick mark. So all of my street smarts and hustling from Queens, I had to now put a filter in front of, because I wasn't going to do anything that I didn't absolutely do. This was my chance to figuratively get to the other side of the tracks. The other thing was that I wanted to be recognized. Your first year at Andersen or any firm, there's all this crap work, proofreading, weekends, inventories in Topeka. Everyone would hide from HR on Fridays at the end of the day because they didn't want to get stuck going to the printer till two in the morning to proofread something for ITT. I would go to HR and tell them, 'You people are derelicting your responsibilities. I have no work tonight, I have no work this weekend. There's got to be a crappy inventory somewhere.' So I wound up having the most chargeable hours in the New York office. And when I realized, I was a guy who had a street-smart accounting background. The people who taught us had accounting practices during the day doing write-ups at delis and hardware stores versus if you went to Wharton, you were learning about how to do a merger for ITT. But when I was with these people, there was always a manager or at least a senior accountant, and you had all this down time on these crap assignments. So I would be asking them, showing them what I'm working on, asking them, 'What about this? How does this work? How does that work?' It accomplished two things -- I tell young people this all the time. It made me better at what I needed to do. It's three things actually. It differentiated me within Andersen as a wildly ambitious guy who literally had the most chargeable hours in the New York office in 1975. And finally, it established me with these senior accountants and managers as someone they wanted on their job, because it wasn't going to be someone who would complain about an 80-hour week. It was going to be someone -- and by the way, I was getting paid overtime at straight time, so I wanted the money anyway. Last thing, I needed the money regardless, because I was making 15 grand a year off the books where they kneel, and 12 grand a year on the books at Andersen. I realized I was working to no longer be in an area where you could easily get mugged, and I now realize every two weeks the government was going to mug me for the rest of my life. I wanted to go back to the cash world. So it was through that that this guy Gene Herman became a mentor. He showed me at the end of the first year the diamond in the rough activity. In essence, he won his dollar bet. I found fraud in a major corporation, Tiger Group based in Chicago, for the unit on Long Island, Tiger Lisa. It was basically a Rule of 78s kiting scheme. They sold a business to Tiger on an earn-out. They were literally leasing virtually every commercial plane in the world because they were upfronting the profits. As long as they wrote more paper, everything was great. I couldn't get the Rule of 78s to work. I went to the library, got every book on it. The senior accountant was yelling at me that I was incompetent. Three years before me, someone put a check mark, a tick mark, next to it saying it worked when it didn't. There was a guy in between us who went to Vietnam and then went to work, and those guys weren't going to take any crap from anyone. So I got Steve screaming at me. This guy John says to me, 'You know, you seem like a smart guy. What's the problem?' I said, 'I can't get it to work.' And by the way, I was now doing the Rule of 78s at least five different calculations, none of which worked. So he said to me, 'You know what, I can't get it to work either. Let's go to the CFO.' The CFO started screaming, 'I am so tired of getting you incompetent --' paraphrasing to avoid profanity -- 'he's incompetent, naive kids. Just put the damn tick mark next to it.' John said, 'Dick, he's not naive. This doesn't work.' Two days later, Wall Street Journal, it used to be the second column from the left, second article: 'Tiger Group Restatement, Fraud in Leasing Unit.' So the street smarts and the intestinal fortitude, and that line about the only way you can get fired, because everything to this point was to get me to Arthur Andersen. If I lost that, I was lost. So everything to that point got me there, and I became a rock star. I was the kid who found the fraud. It was a big, big deal. The partner on the account was let go, even though he wasn't on the account before that. A lot of heads rolled.